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I'M
Kevin McCarthy.
KOMPROMAT
COWARD
LOSER
ADULTERER?

KNOWLEDGE
MY KNOWLEDGE LEVEL
EMPATHY
0.5%
POLITICS
0.5%
ADULTERY
100%
KOMPROMAT
100%
HONESTY
0.1%
INSIDE TRUMP'S ASS
100%
LEADERSHIP
0.1%
PROFESSIONAL
K
I'm a coward. I run the halls of congress when reporters ask the obvious questions. I've lost the respect of my colleagues. I've helped turn the GOP into the joke that it is. We're not Republicans, we're criminals. Adulterers. Power hungry narcissists. And I, Kevin McCarthy, have stood by and allowed all of it to happen. Why? I told you...I'm a coward. You want this party to advance? Not while I'm around. You want this party to live each day by their principles? Not while I'm around. Russia owns us. Read that out loud. Russia. Owns. Us.
Alex Young, CA
"I went to grade school with Kevin where he ran for class president 13 times and lost 13 times."
Wendy James, NY
"Kevin asked me out on a date 13 times and I turned him down 13 times."
Jeffrey Driver, MI
“I played baseball with Kevin in college where for the first time in baseball history he struck out 13 times in one at bat. Amazing.'
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