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I'M
Kevin McCarthy.

KOMPROMAT 
COWARD
LOSER
ADULTERER?
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KNOWLEDGE

MY KNOWLEDGE LEVEL 

EMPATHY

0.5%

POLITICS

0.5%

ADULTERY

100%

KOMPROMAT

100%

HONESTY

0.1%

INSIDE TRUMP'S ASS

100%

     LEADERSHIP

0.1%

PROFESSIONAL 

K

I'm a coward. I run the halls of congress when reporters ask the obvious questions. I've lost the respect of my colleagues. I've helped turn the GOP into the joke that it is. We're not Republicans, we're criminals. Adulterers. Power hungry narcissists. And I, Kevin McCarthy, have stood by and allowed all of it to happen. Why? I told you...I'm a coward. You want this party to advance? Not while I'm around. You want this party to live each day by their principles? Not while I'm around. Russia owns us. Read that out loud. Russia. Owns. Us.

Alex Young, CA

"I went to grade school with Kevin where he ran for class president 13 times and lost 13 times."

Wendy James, NY

"Kevin asked me out on a date 13 times and I turned him down 13 times."

Jeffrey Driver, MI

“I played baseball with Kevin in college where for the first time in baseball history he struck out 13 times in one at bat. Amazing.'
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